she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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