I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize