Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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