how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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