This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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