No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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