he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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