y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Found the puke drawer
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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