i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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