Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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