I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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