Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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