Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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