and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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