exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
