sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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