Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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