he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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