He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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