guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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