I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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