It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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