grandma shit on top of the toilet
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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