I want to make a zoo with you.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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