Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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