But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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