Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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