All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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