smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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