you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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