And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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