At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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