Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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