but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
