I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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