Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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