I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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