its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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