Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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