get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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