i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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