Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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