I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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