he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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