I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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