WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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