You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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