I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
We left an ass print on the piano.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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