I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Vodka?
Forever.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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