No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize
