420 ftw
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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