is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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