its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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