I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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