I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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